The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.81 billion Utesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth an astonishing 10,386 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 701,301 Invisible Sanddollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, it is a silent spring in The Utes, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 1,221^st in the world and 2^nd in Hollow Point for Highest Food Quality, scoring 334.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.